so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
concept: me, sleeping in a forest. flowers grow from my scars. moss fills the lonely parts of me. ferns are growing in the pit of my stomach where fear used to live
(via elizathornbeautiful)
So um…
I found a baby Jackdaw in an alley way away from trees or roofs and I gave it some water
It took the water and then proceeded to follow me…
I picked it up and carried it as I was crossing roadsI then set it down in some grass and to my surprise it carried on following me
So I sat at a picnic bench and it tried hopping up so I put it on the table
(Neo jumped up too)
It refused to leave me alone and followed me HOME!
I tried to give it food and a set up for it.
I called RSPB and they told me to take it in as stray cats will kill it.It is now in my room and very friendly to me
It’s name is Kali now. I will release it when it grows bigger and can fly it has the run of my room which I bird proofed
You are a blessed person and deserve to be blessed.
the Gods look favorably upon this one
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
I totally believe this to be true.
